Fire Eating Time Commences!

Things to get at the store:

Bacon
Highlighters
Bacon-flavored highlighters
Bacon-shaped highlighters
High-Bacon-Lighters
Baconlighters
Bacon Bits
Highlighter Bits
Beggin Strips
Tickets to the Highlighter/Bacon Appreciation Festival (HBAF)
World Domination Magnets

Can someone please tell me what possessed Nicole Kidman to destroy the entire infastructure of the universe we coincide with the worst possible acting from a human person? No? Well, EverQuest is still a horrible waste of time and so would be going to see Nanny McPhee. Why have the youth today not been graced with the privilege of seeing Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? It's a crime against all things rock and cool and possum-ie. Everyone should experience the majesty that is Bill and Ted along with getting devoured by possums. Where else are they gonna get an education on bloodloss?

I'm just glad they were poodles...