Waiting Games

So its five minutes after class and I've waited the whole time to talk to my teacher about my project and he's all I'm gonna talk to everyone else in the class first because when I went past your chair you were poopin' in the bathroom so you missed out. I'm hungry and I want to leave.

I was thinking though, when I die I want to be preserved in that goo that they put disecting specimins in so that I can come back to undeadness when the zombie horde attacks. In 2046. On March 12th. At 2:03PM.

11 minutes and still no teacher.

I've decided that my destiny is to be the greatest staple gun shooter in the west. And by west I mean the midwest. And by midwest I mean the greater Chicagoland area. And by that I mean the greatest in my room. I like shooting my TV with staples.

And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

So just for J's complaining, here is another post. I just got done playing Trogdor and am so wishing that I had WiFi at my house so I could use my internet browser and play all the Homestar Runner games with my Wiimote. Those brothers chaps are programing geniuses. I'm in my computer graphics class, not doing my homework and I don't really know why since I have no time to procrastinate, but here I am posting on my stupid blog and burninating peasants with a beefy-armed dragon. I loath myself.

My favorite office quote:

"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think “would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing."
-Dwight Schrute

Care Bear Stare!!! i don't care.

Alf pogs? Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form. [wii bowling] So the Wii is the best thing ever to happen to me since I accidentally won that contest for Shakespearian hockey players with speech impediments. [wii bowling] Its a long story but I ended up with a lifetime supply of crunk juice. Now Lil' Jon won't stop calling me. He's a lonely guy.

Ok. I promised I wouldn't be like this anymore so here I am stopping. [wii bowling] So I'm over at the Mr. T's house and its 1:30am and we are bowling on the Wii. And every time its my turn [wii bowling] I'm putting that in since I'm getting up and all, and you should know that this conversation is not entirely smooth, because its being interrupted by strange-looking shiny-headed people. [wii bowling] Drea's whooping up on this and its all like her first time. G-dawg is all trixy and putting some reverse curves and Brooklyns up there. [wii bowling] Truthiness is kicking tail and taking names. The Roxy is all tuckered out and sleeping on the floor. Good times. Great times. Here's praying for more times. [wii bowling]